Jokes

Why are carrots good for your eyes?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Have you heard about the fifty-pound jelly bean?

it's pretty hard to swallow!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite dance?

Hip Hop.

What do you call dumb bunny?

A hare brain.

How does the Easter bunny stay fit?

EGG-xercise and HARE-robics.

Why did the Easter Bunny hide?

He was a little chicken.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Punch...

Punch Who?

Not Me!

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Lettuce...

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it's freezing out here!

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Doctor...

Doctor Who?

You said it!

You: If iced water is iced water what is iced ink?

Them: Iced Ink.

You: I know.