Doctor Hamburger
'twas a cold morning, I was walking down the road when I heard a familiar sound, the despicable chocolate-bar-van!!!
Being the James Bond fan, I jumped onto the back.
When I clambered in, and found a queue of mesmerised humans!!!
As I joined the queue, something peculiar happened, a giant, evil, tasty hamburger appeared and started to attack me!!!
there was only one option suicide. I got out my burger bomb started to waited for the right moment, there it was!!! I pressed the button.
BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
Was this the end of me? You will NEVER EVER (probably) know.