mysterious footballer

hi I'm a footballer I play for Real Madrid and I get a lot of money. one day a new player came and he looked strange. We had a match today and we won 13-0 and the new guy scored all of them. He scored a 2 over head kicks from the half way line and 3 outside the box. 5 scissor kicks. And 3 back hills. Everyone loved him. 3 days after I went to the managers living room every one was asleep. Then the new guy came up to me and said I'm a robot and put a tablet in my mouth it made my tongue tingle and I fell asleep. Our manager is so rich so the robot disguised as a human went into the managers volt and stole all his money but i woke up and when he ran i kicked a football at his head so hard it fell of and the manager got his money back