Is it the Stone Age?

Yesterday, outside a humble tea shop, a "family" of

stone figures were sighted. People are baffled as to

how they even got there in the first place. This is

because many of the people we have interviewed have

told us that they haven't seen anyone put them there.

The shopkeeper told us that one morning, while he

was opening up shop, they magically appeared

there! These abnormal works of art have managed to

crawl their way to the front page of every newspaper

in this country! No one knows any more about these

strange things. Not even who made them!