DR.ZOMBOSS

My biggest dream is to destroy those horrible,

horrible plants.I don't know why my plans don't

work.Once I gave them a note saying exactly

''I see you are having a

pool party and we

think that is cool so

can we come please

I won't bring my

massive destructive

mech to destroy your

party and trick you by

lying ;)''.And then

when I came with my army of zombies the plants destroyed my army and my wonderful,

perfect and fully planned plan!!! I despise any

type of plant or human.The best type of zombie

is a brainless,crazy and stupid ones.How can you tell? You can tell if they answer questions

wrong,if they jump on a mine,if they do everything that's perfect.And that's how you

make an amazing army of zombies or whatever you are.Nobody can destroy me when I have a team like that unless if you are a plant or human like our annoying neighbors Dave & the Plants.One day I'LL RULE THE WORLD and call it

ZOMBURBIA do you get it suburbia and ZOMBURBIA I'm hilarious.I don't know what I'll

do without a diary.I don't know why people think I'm uncool but I think I'm the best ever and I know that because I'm the most stupid,which is amazing. BY:DR ZOMBOSS :)

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