DR.ZOMBOSS
My biggest dream is to destroy those horrible,
horrible plants.I don't know why my plans don't
work.Once I gave them a note saying exactly
''I see you are having a
pool party and we
think that is cool so
can we come please
I won't bring my
massive destructive
mech to destroy your
party and trick you by
lying ;)''.And then
when I came with my army of zombies the plants destroyed my army and my wonderful,
perfect and fully planned plan!!! I despise any
type of plant or human.The best type of zombie
is a brainless,crazy and stupid ones.How can you tell? You can tell if they answer questions
wrong,if they jump on a mine,if they do everything that's perfect.And that's how you
make an amazing army of zombies or whatever you are.Nobody can destroy me when I have a team like that unless if you are a plant or human like our annoying neighbors Dave & the Plants.One day I'LL RULE THE WORLD and call it
ZOMBURBIA do you get it suburbia and ZOMBURBIA I'm hilarious.I don't know what I'll
do without a diary.I don't know why people think I'm uncool but I think I'm the best ever and I know that because I'm the most stupid,which is amazing. BY:DR ZOMBOSS :)
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