DARTH VADER

Today has been the worst day in my life.The pesky republic and Yoda have destroyed my beautiful death star into bits!Han solo used his smart skills to defeat my storm troopers, i have to admit he is smart.Well I'm Darth Vader who has the best weapon ever: the light saber. Well the bad news is that they use them to! I tried to get Luke Skywalker on the dark side but unfortunately I couldn't, that pesky fool, we could rule the world!