Guy Fawkes wins!

Exiting news on Guy Fawkes fan club as he succeeds in blowing up the Parliament and King James the first with his devious firework plot. After he lit the fuse he jumped through a window and began swimming for his life because the guards were chasing him. As he was swimming, he turned and saw the Parliament erupt in a white flame and the King burn in the shadow of the royal throne. Every Catholic in the country celebrated their victories, victory over the King and Parliament. Now this is all for today and we will be with you tomorrow!