How do you attract
a squirrel’s interest?
Be a crazy person.
6. What is the term
for birds that fall in love?
Send love tweets.
7. What is written
on the birthday card of a rabbit?
Happy birthday!
8. What is the term
for a frigid dog?
A dog with chilli.
9. What’s the name
of a slothful baby kangaroo?
A potato pouch.
10. What do you
call a vest-wearing alligator?
An investigator.
11. Why does a
leopard find it so difficult to hide?
Since it is constantly spotted.
12. When a Beatle
and an Australian cattle dog cross paths, what do you get?
Dingo Starr.
13. What makes fish
so intelligent?
They reside at educational institutions.
14. For dessert,
what do people eat?
Mouse with chocolate