Life

Once upon a time there was a pig his name was sam he loved drinking coffee. One day he drank so much coffee he exploded. Then the next day he came back alive but he wasn't a pig anymore he was a lump of cheese. So he looked down and saw some arms and legs. So he went to fid his friend Jo the cow. She was in the shed being milked by ben the farmer but when she saw him she screamed. Then she kicked him really hard in the head and he died, again.R.I.P.

By Enzo.