Jokes on food

Q. Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A. He felt like bacon.

Q. What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A. A Plane bagel.

Q. What did the policeman say to the lettuce when he was going to arrest him?

A. I am arresting you for disturbing the peas.

Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

3 Tomatoes mom, dad and baby tomato were walking down the road. Baby tomato was lagging behind so daddy tomato said

"Ketchup son!"

Q. When do you go at red and stop at green?

A. When you're eating a watermelon.

Q. How do you know when your eating rabbit soup?

A. There is a hare in it?

Q. What do you call 2,000 pounds of chinese food?

A. Won Ton.

Waiter, waiter, how long will my pizza be?

It will be round.

What is that fly doing in my soup?

I think it is doing backstroke!

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