How Funny

Hi, I'm Jack the most interesting guy in Sydney. I live in a flat next door to the Opera House. One day, I went on a little stroll through the park to play football with my friends. As I walked, I saw a crowd of clay figures. Suddenly, one of the figures moved its' right leg. I was shocked. Then my friend Jeff arrived and said, " Hey Jack, come play" "OK!" I shouted. As it got darker I started to walk back, but as I came up to the concrete where the clay people where standing, they weren't there...