One day i cycled to the park wit my dog her name was magic oh i did not say my name my name is beardedbobby yes that is my real name my dad was called beardedjohn and my mums name was noname yep i have a crazy life but lets get back to the story. I dont know why but my dog is obsessed with red German snakes so this walk at the park i like this park because its very quiet and not many things happen there but this time this time something very funky happend i looked over at my red clock it was time to go home it was geting dark but right as we where going i herd a hiss my dog said I HOPE THIS IS A GERMAN SNAKE! i looked over and saw a snake with a German acsent. that my crazy story

do you need help with the taxses sweethart

no mum i dont well thats my crazy

are you sure you dont need help

NO MUM! BUT I NEED HELP GETTING THAT MONKEY OUT OF THE TREE!!

thats my crazy story.

finally the end of my story

darling you no your name isent beardedbobby iv told you this.

i know mum it was just for my story. Oh no i wrote that all in my story