On my ultimate adventure

there was a heapful I did

rock climbing, zip whirring

got so much to explain!

I zipped to an art convention

what will I see?

Picasso, Henry Matisse

and, huh? Jaqueline Wilson

am I in heaven?

She signed my books

and gave a book free

I was unconscious

what just happened?

I scampered along the road

then a woman gave me £1million

with a shopping spree

I need a new cupboard

I travelled to Dubai

laying on the aqua, crisp water

still on holiday

Ahh... can't believe I did all that

and, huh?

I was dreaming!