The odd day!

Chomping on my cornflake,

I went to the zoo,what did I see?

an exciting lion, who got booed!

He danced and banged a drum,

but it wasn't that fun.

The fluffy lion chocked on a flake,

[when will he give up for god sake]?

His act never stopped,

So people began to take the bus stop.

I got soo bored I went. But then

my navigation system took me to Kent!

My anger levels held me back,

other thing was I needed a snack!

This unfortunate day, was a chaotic nightmare

come true, does it ever happen to you?