Please Mr Gangster

This boy Charly glue

Keeps hitting me on my head Mr

what shall I do?

Go and scream like a monkey dear

Go and sleep in the sewer

Take yourself to Rubber land

Do whatever you think best

Please Mr Gangster

This boy Charly glue

Keeps chucking his socks up my nose Mr

What shall I do?

Tuck it up your nose dear

keep in your mouth dear

Swallow it if you like my sock

Do whatever you think best

Please Mr Gangster

This boy Charly glue

Keeps ripping my book Mr

What shall I do?

Lock yourself in a cage dear

Run away to sace

Do whatever you like my goat

But don't ask me !