THE PIG AND THE RAT

One day there was a pig and a rat they lived in a little wooden house basically in a barn , with a farmer . The pig was really fat and the rat was tiny and sat on the pigs head all day. One day the farmer heard the animals talk but the animals didn’t want him to know. The silence was deafening. The rat said “poor guy he was a vegetarian” the pig said what is a vegetarian , a guy who doesn’t eat meat. “I know this is quite embarrassing but I like the smell of bacon said the pig. The animals liked the farmer he gave them food every day the pig and the rat and the farmer all lived happily.