"I am a prince, recently I have come to a conclusion that there has been no vegetables growing in the vegetable patch, no mountains, and no water..."
The prince stood confused in the middle of nowhere, wondering where everything was, everything was quiet, so he went to see the king and queen. As soon as he saw the princess, his heart melted! She was the most gorgeous sight you could ever see, even though they just met, the prince couldn't bare to see her buried under the, the, blanket? He turned around, "You did this?"
"Yes I did, brother"