On the Ning Nang Nong A poem by spike milligan On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!There's a Nong Nang NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.On the Nong Ning NangAll the mice go Clang!And you just can't catch 'em when they do!So it's Ning Nang Nong!Cows go Bong!Nong Nang Ning!Trees go Ping!Nong Ning Nang!The mice go Clang!What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!