AS I SAW RETURN OF THE JEDI 

As I joined the queue[to see Return Of The Jedi],something strange

happened. So I just went into the cinema...

I felt weird, the film came to life I heard a lightsaber switch on and

I heard Darth Vader breathing! Luke Skywalker came to save me

and Yoda did as well! Rebels came to battle Imperial Troopers.

I didn't have any deadly

weapons so I was doomed!

Luke got killed and Yoda did to so did the rebels.

I got Luke's lightsaber I killed the stormtroopers in one

throw of the lightsaber! Darth Vader turned me onto the dark side...