Out of this world

I was trapped in a black hole. It was pitch black. It felt like I was going blind. I was flying round and round in circles, faster than the speed of light. Then I saw an entrance. I went though it, then I was free. Then I saw him, the man everyone talks about in winter. SANTA! I was amazed he could battle the black hole.

Over his shoulder he was carrying a large sack full with presents. I asked him, "Are those for me?"

He answered, " Ho ho ho nooo"

"What?", I replied aghast.

Then I woke up.