The Three Brass Men Dun Dun Dun

Walking through boring old London was annoying sometimes. I always liked to wander around the milleniam dome. It was a fun sight until one day i approached something I had never seen before. It was three brass men. I stared blankly. All of a sudden, I heard someone talking quietly. I looked around there was no one there I was starting to get very panicked. Then I realised it was the new statues talking. I tried to run away but they grabbed my leg what was I going to do I couldn't get away it was the end of me!