Life Doesn't Frighten Me

Terrorists in the night,

Arachnids with their deadly bites,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Screams in the dark,

A bloodthirsty shark,

They don't frighten me at all.

Rats scurrying in my bog,

Wrestling a humongous,

That doesn't frighten me at all.

I go rarr,

They go bizarre,

I just read,

makes them bleed,

I won't react,

So they don't interact.

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Monsters under the bed,

Scary thoughts in my head,

They don't frighten me at all.

Big bullies beat me up,

People telling me to shut up,

That doesn't frighten me at all.

Russian troops invading Ukraine,

Losing family, heartfelt pain,

They don't frighten me at all.

Getting a giant paper cut,

Receiving a spanking in the butt,

That doesn't frighten me at all.



I have a magic gem,

That I keep up my sleeve,

I can stay up all night,

And never have to sleep.

I can survive with no food,

And never have to eat.

I can win every game of basketball,

And never be beat.

Life doesn't frighten me at all,

Not at all,

Not at all,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.