Dear Diary,

WOW! Man it is so hard upside down I have to climb into my car using a ladder working over one of my workmates I remember I accidently dropped a glass of coffee onto his head he had to go hospital because of me, then I got fired. So as you can already see my life is the worst but I have to live with it =(... 

I've tried my best to live my life but its IMPOSSIBLE! Right now i'm in the park writing this wait no wah... WAHHH! WHATS HAPPENING IM FLYING IN THE AIR NOO WHAT! I'm going to go to space whoa ah... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ouch! I don't know were I am, no... NO WAY! I... It is my mum! =)

-Eshan