500 years ago there was a dog, he loved alcohol his name was Jay, he had a huge mansion but it took him years to realise it was just a cardboard box over a bath. He once got in a fight with a cat but he was drunk, he got so angry that he separated the orange cat to furr and an orange. He went into his owner’s yard and buried the cat then he weed on it just for territory purposes. Now he has lived not caring about the accident and he carried on drinking his life away.
Jay