One day ,I was cycling down a pathway when  a fat orange cat rolled on to the pathway blocking my way. When I tried to pick it up my arm had got separated from my shoulder, I got so angry that I shouted get out of the way and I put it in a discarded bath that I found. Later when I was playing a game upstairs in my bedroom I heard a meow  coming from the garden, so I decided to have a look when suddenly a mysterious round fat balloon like figure, I picked up my cricket bat and tapped it when it gave out a tremendous meow.