Dustbin Lords

The great dustbin advisor strode into the great hall, his cloak streaming behind him. The Dustbins looked on jealously as he walked up to the King dustbin and bowed and took his place next to the King dustbin.

The feast began, dustbins walked majestically around eating luxurious lovely litter. These dustbins however did not eat any litter they ate posh litter such as champagne bottles and caviar containers.

At the end of the feast the King stood and proclaimed that another year had gone by and he hoped to see them all next year in the royal court.