Pulling on my jacket, I wandered about what I was going to see and who I was going to meet. Wandering towards the portal I imagined a bird pecking some seeds off a log in the Wormwood forest.

I was there. There was the most beautiful bird sitting there he was pecking some seeds off the log. All of a sudden, the bird grabbed me of my feet I stared screaming. He carried me back to the portal and squawked he said “shshsa hanmoda.” This in English meant go away. So I did.

Returning home I danced to Unicornia Bandapple.

Real life.