When i was one i sucked my thumb.

when i was two i licked my shoe.

when i was three i climbed a tree.

when i was four i did some more.

when i was five i did a dive.

when i was six i had some twix.

when i was seven i went to heaven.

when i was eight i had a mate.

when i was nine i had a phone that was mine.

when i was ten i did it again.