When i was one i sucked my thumb.
when i was two i licked my shoe.
when i was three i climbed a tree.
when i was four i did some more.
when i was five i did a dive.
when i was six i had some twix.
when i was seven i went to heaven.
when i was eight i had a mate.
when i was nine i had a phone that was mine.
when i was ten i did it again.