corny jokes

which side does darth vader like his toast?

on the dark side.

what's a witches favourite subject

spellling.

i wrote a song about a tortilla

its more of a rap

they did the old man fall in the well?

because he could'nt see well.

what do you call two birds in love?

tweethearts.

how are false teeth like stars?

because they both come out in the night.

what does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

thunder pants

what did the plate say to the other plate?

dinner is on me.