Dear Diary,

Today has been the most amazing day of my life! It all started when the fat big pig boy stopped and gawked and made a burly snot bubble with his mouth wide open with a balloon in his broad right hand. while he was attempting this weird pose, he let go of his balloon when that snot bubble blew! I was upside down on the old oak tree attempting reach for it when suddenly I shot up into the sky like a rocket. While the wind soared through my clothes, I realised that I was rapidly losing air. Then before you knew it, I was unconscious.....

Suddenly I found myself in a bush underneath a huge tree. I stood up and realised I was the right side up, then I saw my mum......

by Hamzah