A weird Christmas


It was Christmas. All my friends and family came over, even my nans pet goldfish. We said our prayers and sang our songs then put the star on the Christmas tree. They all went into the kitchen for the roast dinner and dessert. I saw a present with a label saying my name. I said to myself "Maybe it could be the giant Nerf gun I've always wanted". Eventually it was time to open our presents. Nan had a new handbag, Grandad had a watch, I strangly had a Dalmation Dog. As it shivered they all glared at it. Why?