life doesn't frighten me

My cupboard door,

Spiders in the floor,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Two presents when I turn ten,

Being in a room with only two men,

That doesn't frighten me at all.

Almost bitten by a snake,

Falling in a lake,

They don't frighten me at all.

Toys in the bin,

Biscuits locked in the tin,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Biting zombies everywhere,

Losing all my hair,

That doesn't frighten me at all.

Monsters in my basement,

Falling of a pavement,

Life doesn't frighten me at all.

Run over by a car,

Getting stuck in tar,

That doesn't frighten me at all.

Planes that crash and explode,

A robot in killer mode,

They don't frighten me at all.