Dear Diary,

Today I made the worst mistake of my life. It started as me walking to the shops to buy the newspaper, so I walked in and went to the till to buy a newspaper I realised I forgot my wallet my at home but I couldn't go back home to get it because I needed money to get money on my bus pass. So there I was stuck. I couldn't bare it so when the shop owner wasn't looking I grabbed a newspaper and ran but they must've had cameras outside because as soon as I ran alarms went of that's how i ended up in here.