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"This is my favourite book.It's called the 'Ruby Redfort Handbook'.Let me show you it."

The Ruby Redfort Spy Guide

Hello, I'm am Ruby and this is my handbook. In here you will find all sorts of useful information. Including how to deal with an alien life forms: Give them the slip and run like crazy. Anyways back to the point of giving useful information the first lesson will be reading expression.



Book by Lauren Child

Reading expression can come often in handy when interviewing someone, asking someone about dark secrets, to tell if someone is in a tricky situation or if they indicating something to you to help you or trying to escape from you (obviously not helping you) therefore they will keep looking at where their evil accomplace is waiting to let them free. You see reading expressions can come in useful so many times in life I have decided to teach all the bozos out there how to read expression.

Now firstly I will explain all of the different meanings for all the different expressions.Number 2A could be something in one eye or they are winking at someone. 2D is telling a lie. Someone really needs to hide something from you mate. 2B is either something in both eyes or someone who is very nervous and doesn't want to see anything.2E could be someone who is indicating something to you, is finding a way out or is waiting for someone or something to come bursting in through the door. 2C and 2F are basically the same. HELP! YIKES!

Master that skill bozo and I'll be happy with you.