ANGRY , ANGRY BIRDS

i'm cosy in my nest , a break from those trukulant pigs , close to my eggs , they haven't hatched for five years . I'm the red bird , the one who's at the bottom the competition . I'm happy now , for once , at least i don't have t-

" Level one ! Level one ! Action stations ! "

We march into the lifeless countryside , in the sunset , a dull and ugly concrete construction awaits . And inside are , i dare say it . The pigs ! and i'm in the catapult facing the beedy eyes , green skin and blunt toothed grin . Oh for god's sake ! It's this stupid easy level again .There's a racket of laughter and off i soar into the air ? i screech my pathetic battle cry . Right now , i'm wittenessing a second of joy , seeing the pig's terrified face . it's one of the greatest sensations of the job .

CRASH ! the constructrion tumbles to the ground and so do I ? the wind blows which are full of my feathers and i hear the fearfull crys from the pigs , that's quite nice too but it doesn't pay off .

" Level nine , Level nine ! "

I'm facing another ugly construction . Now i'm with Black Bird who can blow up ! I wish i could blow up myself insead of feeling the crunch and the crash on my round body .

I'm in the air once again . Crack !Pain explodes in my body ,the construction was happily standing still . Until Black Bird came along . BOOM !

At least i can re-

"Level ten ! Level Ten "

Not again .