Grandparents are important because without them you wouldn't be real, Grandparents are important because they can tell stories scary and surreal,

Grandparents are important because they can help you with homework, (and teach you stuff)

Grandparents are funny because they tell jokes from 100 years ago,

Grandparents are funny because they have in their shed an ancient machines that batteries don't make go, ( I'm still stuck on that automaton...)

Grandparents are strange because they ruffle your hair even when you strongly protest.

Grandparents are strange because they expect you to wear hideous clothes they call Sunday best.

Grandparents are odd,

ESPECIALLY when they insist on being called Todd!

Grandpa Phill, (who insists on being called Todd)