Snow White Salad

When you're a busy step mother saying "mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"wouldn't it be nice to sit down ,relax and have a bowl of Snow White salad.Well help is at hand make the new Snow White salad and make it now because it can feed over 100,000 people!

What You Will Need

Snow White

mouldy tomatoes

rotten lettuce

2 bowls

a crushing tool

How To Make Snow White Salad

1. Grab Snow White ,cut her up into small pieces ,squeeze her blood and eyes out
2. Put her eyes and blood in a bowl and crush them with a crushing tool until the consistency is like salad dressing
3. Cut up the mouldy tomatoes and rotten lettuce
4. Mix up the tomatoes, lettuce and Snow White
5. Pour the salad dressing on the tomatoes, lettuce and Snow White salad
6. ENJOY!