i once knew a man called cuke

he was the duke of puke

he once made a nuke

and blew up all of puke


i once knew a man called cuke

he was a wanderer with his

brother called luke

he never told his tale just said

"goodbye puke"


i once buried a man called cuke

who had a dog

(whos name isnt relevant)

whos howl gave you the spooks

thats the end of cuke

but not for the chap called

alvy who loved a chappell called

puke




by jahmai



















please approve

cuke