A FROG

Once i went to the bog and found a dark green frog,

i needed a poo,

so i went to the loo,

but found it was crushed by a log.

I went back and found the frog,

it was back swimming in the bog,

i put in a jar,

then fed it some tar,

but the next thing i knew it was dead.

i went to tell my mum,

who gave me a hot-cross bun,

i went to my room,

found the broom,

but the next thing i knew it was there on my bed.