The Diary Of Bradley Chalkers

Monday 6th March

Dear Me,

The new kid came today. He called himself Jeff Fishkin. More like Death Fishface. Anyway, after first period, Jeff came up to me and attempted to make freinds

I was going to say yes but I turned him down and threatened to spit on his face if he didn't give me a dollar. He did! Jeff didn't even snitch to the old hag- Ms Ebbel.

Nearing the end of the day I was feeling guilty so when the bell rang I gave Jeff back his dollar in return he gave me friendship.