My friends and I were having a great time bowling when the temperature dropped suddenly and there was a weird, loud noise outside. We went out and saw a giant dome of steel blocking out the sun. A massive screen came on with an alien saying he would destroy us if we didn't become slaves. The cold was unbearable, so we agreed on one condition, he put back the heat. He said ok, but when he did that we noticed something behind him. It was Barack Obama, who had a gun. He shot the alien and dropped the dome right on the bowling alley! STRIKE!