Once upon a time...
Once upon a time,
When their was no reason nor rhyme,
An Elephants shoe,
Said "BOO!!!"
Once upon a time,
When biscuits were used as tickets,
A play only cost 2 jammie dodgers,
Once upon a time,
When elephants acted as mimes,
France was at a loss for words,
Once upon a time,
When people owned beaches,
I said "Who's coming to mine?"
Once upon a time,
I wrote a poem, and what happens next is a mystery,
What happened before is History.
And I can't be bothered to tell you what happened in the middle.
Once upon a time,
When their was no reason nor rhyme,
An Elephants shoe,
Said "BOO!!!"
Once upon a time,
When biscuits were used as tickets,
A play only cost 2 jammie dodgers,
Once upon a time,
When elephants acted as mimes,
France was at a loss for words,
Once upon a time,
When people owned beaches,
I said "Who's coming to mine?"
Once upon a time,
I wrote a poem, and what happens next is a mystery,
What happened before is History.
And I can't be bothered to tell you what happened in the middle.