Cars are shifting on the road,
If you park obscurely you will get towed.
Windows down people daring,
To hurl abuse and start swearing.
What a scene!

Planes are soaring in the sky,
Turbulence rocking them from side to side.
"Excuse me madame, my game is broken!"
"Sorry sir, have a token."
How obscene!

Trains are roaring along the ground,
Some are silent, some are loud.
Carrying passengers to their stop,
Where they will get out and give the train the hop.
That is kindly mean!