It was an ordinary day and I had nothing to do so I decided to bake a cake. I had never baked a cake before so I was rather unsure about what to put in. I came to a conclusion that I needed a lot of honey, a bit of porridge oats, loads of self raising flour and to improve on appearance some blue food colour. So with my bare hands, that I had not washed , I scooped up all the ingredients and shoved it into a bowl ( That too had not been washed and was full of weird stuff) and began to squeeze the mixture into a big ugly blob. I put it in the oven for twenty minutes and when it had passed I opened the oven door and suddenly I saw ....
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