In the world of dragon-mania,
You will find it never rains near,
Where fire is the element of the land.

If you walk along the path,
And wonder how far,
It is to land aground upon a lump of (oops, I cannot say!)

There are plant dragons,
And mud dragons,
And fire dragons,
And mire dragons,
Plus thousands more and even one,
That spreads flowers in it's wake-ooh!

And if you wonder how many,
Dragons live here then maybe,
You could ask the man who owns the place,
It's Mr Dragon-oh-Fire!

There are rainbow dragons,
Leap year dragons,
And dragons that only come out on christmas,
Like the reindeer dragon,
And santa dragon,
Yes, they all live here!

In the lovely dragon-mania,
You'll find it never drains here,
That great, old smoky flavouring!

So please look out for squirts of fire,
From the outside world where you will find,
That dragons are the best thing in the world!!!