Trouble at the Tudor Banquet

Dear Diary,

Today I went to my first ever Tudor banquet.Even though I had to serve people food I still had the biggest feast of my life.It was all going fine until I carelessly tripped over my own ugly cocoa brown boots. The dish I was carrying was flung in the air,I closed my eyes wishing it was a dream but it was no dream.I opened my eyes when I heard a thud and a familiar scream.My dish had landed all over my mistress.I was send home in disgrace but it was worth it to see my wicked mistress covered in gravy and bits of chicken.