The sound of immense roaring was intense as John walked towards the gaping mouth of the dark gloomy cave. John was a man who just loved a good dragon fight to record for youtube and he was highly anticipating this one. As John entered the cave, the dragon slowly stirred, and when it fully woke up, John realised that the dragon was...

...beetle.

There was about ten beetles there, and one of them spoke up.
"Hey, get out! there are some beetle jazz lessons going on here and you are ruining them!"
John freaked out and ran all the way back home.

The End