It Lived On Top Of Clifford Bank
It lived on top of Clifford bank It did,
It lived on top of Clifford bank,
And in its garden was four skinless cats, Wearing chocolate hats.
From out of Its window was a giant leech,
Swimming in a river of bleach,
Its playhouse stood on a stool it did,
Its slides were very cool.
Millions and Billions of tiny trouble makers,
Ate its lovely toast,
It grew rabid wroth it did,
If they eat bubble gum.
It hooks them on its fishing rod,
And casts them out to sea,
Some lucky boys were turned into second hand books,
And sold for 50p.
A parent bought a book,
Not knowing it was her son,
She read it,
And said this book was a lot of fun.
It lived on top of Clifford bank,
And in its garden was four skinless cats, Wearing chocolate hats.
From out of Its window was a giant leech,
Swimming in a river of bleach,
Its playhouse stood on a stool it did,
Its slides were very cool.
Millions and Billions of tiny trouble makers,
Ate its lovely toast,
It grew rabid wroth it did,
If they eat bubble gum.
It hooks them on its fishing rod,
And casts them out to sea,
Some lucky boys were turned into second hand books,
And sold for 50p.
A parent bought a book,
Not knowing it was her son,
She read it,
And said this book was a lot of fun.