Silence erupted when the president of the US peered into the magnificent Easter Chocolate Bunny chamber of glory. Inside was a dishevelled chocolate pond. The chocolate bunny had melted in the sun, as there was an opening at the top of the roof to let light in-and a lot of unexpected heat. Unfortunately, the extraordinarily huge chocolate sculpture was now just a gloop of liquified chocolate-no use for the guiness world records book. Even a normal sized bunny could beat that. The president made up his mind-it had to be done. Reluctantly, he spoke into his worldwide radio/TV microphone.
"Easter is now cancelled."