I was in my blank bathroom sitting on the edge of my completely white bath tub, brushing my teeth and staring at the wall opposite me. Into my field of view loomed a moving black dot. On closer inspection I became aware that it had long, thin legs; there were eight of them so I realised the creature must have been a spider. I panicked and ran like a headless chicken screaming around the house! When I eventually found the bravery, I took a couple of paces towards the wall and splatter! Now the newly painted white wall was fifty percent red.